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SENORITA LUPITA’S CACTUS FAJITAS
Cactus isn’t just an icon of the American Southwest. It isn’t just a sharp nuisance that plagues the likes of Wile E. Coyote. No, mi amigos. Cactus is also the source of water when you are lost in...
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FREAKY FRIED CORN-FLAKY CHICKEN
Ain’t nothing wrong with getting a little freaky in the kitchen. I get freaky every time I walk across the linoleum. Sometimes I’ll grind against my oven, do the old in-out with my cupboards, or just...
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ANOTHER CHICK(EN) IN THE BAG(UETTE)
The Cook To Bang method makes getting your freaky-deak on so simple that must really try to blow it. The simple, effective method is beyond question. A millennium from now when alien explorers discover...
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HUGE PRIK KING
I know what they’ve been saying. All that negativity and name-calling! I can dismiss it as petty jealousy, a result of being this awesome. But even though you can interpret it as a compliment, it still...
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POKE YER PICCATA
I see you poking around my business. You could at least buy me dinner first. Or better yet, cook for me! Make me some Italian comfort food and I might just put out. No promises though. You still...
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MAMACITA CARNITAS
Hey hey Mamacita! So glad to meet ya! Come over, I’ll treat ya So sit and down eat, yah? Mexican food brings me much joy and comfort. Somehow I don’t feel unique for that. Pretty much every date I’ve...
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SLOPPY SECONDS JOE
No one likes to admit to having taken sloppy seconds, but we’ve all done it. We all slip up and go there whether it’s hitting it after your best friend, sibling or in my case boss. As long as you...
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CHICKEN WING FLING
These chicken wings were made in a rush for a party watching the NBA Finals. It is the only time even non-basketball geeks hop aboard the fan-wagon. That was certainly the case with my buddy’s...
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FLIRTY TURKEY BRIE SINWICH
This turkey sandwich is no ordinary sandwich. It has sex appeal scientists are struggling to devise a method of measuring. It can’t help flirting with everyone its path. This sandwich has won over...
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